Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Your mother is overweight. This is largely due to her sedentary lifestyle.

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why couldnt the man buy food? Because.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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