A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

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When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on suicide The librarian gives him permission and he leaves the library with the book in hand.

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If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

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How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

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Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

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A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

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people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

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what did the dog say to the cat? nothing cause animals dont talk.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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How do you tell a crazy man that he is on fire? You're on fire.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

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I think everybody should have a penis.

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What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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