What do you call a unicorn that is both invisible and pink? The Invisible Pink Unicorn.

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What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Impossible, fruits to not have the ability to talk.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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knock! knock! who's there? the police, your family died in a car crash!

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What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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why didnt the girl laugh at the joke? because it wasnt funny

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what did your mum say when she ran into chuck norris? hello chuck norris

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Do not use your phone, I repeat DO NOT USE YOUR PHONE, at this point we do not know enough, as for this kid, he is about two minutes from getting his ass locked in a nice prison, I told them he does not know anything, and I will make sure he does not squeal, you should be good, even if I got to take care of him.

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What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer What did he get the next year? Nothing he didn't make it that far

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

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A hairy monster walks into a bar. It was halloween.

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What's the difference between a black man and a orange? One is a fruit and other isn't

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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