Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. His own feelings of inadequacy over his learning disability have driven him to drink and is driving a wedge between him and his family

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the house. knock knock. who's there? the chicken!

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

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What do you call a bunch of Cubans on a boat in the Gulf of Mexico? A guy who just so happens to own a boat and is on a fishing trip with his buddies. -Mitch Hastings

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

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why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

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DONT think about ELEPHANTS. Your thinking about elephants now.

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Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

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What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

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Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

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-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

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