- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

What did the dinosaur say to the centipede? Its funny cause the dinosaur is big and the centipede is small. Also dinosaurs can't even talk!

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny? yeah niether do I

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

I have a toaster. I have two subway coupons and a handful of pubic hair equal trade baby

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

What are the two biggest jokes in College Football? Auburn and Florida! Roll Tide!

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

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