what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

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I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

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what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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WNBA

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your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Joker: You wanna know how I got these scars Me: The Bat... Joker: The Batman!

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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