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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A= Were both lawyers! What happens every sixty seconds in the us? A= a minute passes!

There were two blondes at an ATM. One was entering her PIN number and the other one says, "Haha! I know your password! It's ****!" The other one replies, "Haha! No, it's 1358."

A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

What did the black man do when his car was rear-ended? He exchanged insurance information with the other driver.

roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

What page are you on The gay page.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Who's Juan? DIS ONE

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

what did the jew get for Christmas? cancer. and aids

A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

Which is heavier, a tonne of feathers or a tonne of lead? It doesn't matter when your loved ones are being torn apart by bears.

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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