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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't Billy like his new step-dad? He's secretly a murderer and only Billy knows, he wants to tell the police but hes afraid to.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

Why did the man have a finger coming out of his ear? He had a birth defect.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What do you get when two black men walk into a bar? A few salesmen celebrating their recent pay raise.

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

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