- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Everybody will die

Roses are red Violets are blue You think you're smart But I've got a plan for you.. Leaves are green Stems are too You lied to me Now I will shoot you.. Violets are blue Roses are red You made me angry And now you are dead.

Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

A women gets a call saying her only daughter is trapped inside a burning building. She runs as fast as she can too her car before she realizes... women can't drive due to their role in society, so she returned to the kitchen and continued to make her master's sandwhich.

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

Q: what's do the following sports have in common?: baseball, football, tennis, golf? A: They all have balls in their sport.

Q. What did the Vampire say when he ate the Pizza? A. Nothing. It is literally impossible for a vampire to be real, therefore it's insane if you thought it said something.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

Q: How many dead babies does it take to fill a mixing bowl? A: There is an infinite amount of answers to this question depending on the sizes and shapes or the dead babies, so lets assume that an average would probably be about 4 babies that dies just as the left the mother.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

What do you do when you see an ostrich playing tennis? I don't know as I have little experience in the areas of ostriches or tennis. Frankly, I'm not quite sure why you're even asking me

A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

What stars with C, is hairy on the outside, moist on the inside and ends with T and has UN in the middle? Coconut

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the farmer that was trying to kill it.

What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

SKnock Knock. Whose there? Why don't you open the door and find out instead of questioning the millions of other people that knock on your door everyday?

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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