- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

What did the monkey say to the lion? I'm being sexually abused by my handler, and feel so violated.

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

What sound did the Moon Man say to the Moon Woman? Nothing, there isn't an atmosphere so sound cannot travel.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? The pig rolled in the mud!

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Mamma why did the kids make fun of me today? I dont know.

Wait! hundred billions!

You know what's cool? Yep.

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Whats brown and smells bad poo

If your Jewish, then don't go to Germany.

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