- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so fat, she had a heart attack and died. It was very sad and she will be missed.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

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How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A kid who lost parents is called an orphan and a wife who lost her husband is called a widow. What do you call parents who lost their child? Free on the Weekends.

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Want to hear a joke? No.

Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Roses are brown I likes clouds This joke isn't funny so don't laugh

What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

Shah I'm being chased by a man riding instead a pig in a caravan smoking Apparently I'm a man riding on a pig in a caravan smoking

John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

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