Scenario - Two astronauts are kayaking down the Sahara dessert. Question - How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse? Answer - Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

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How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

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Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS darragh hamilton

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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A man walks into a store. He purchases what he was intending to, walks out, and gets on with his day.

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What's tiny and smells like a big banana? A tiny banana

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, my dick is hard, and it's cumming for you.

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A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

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what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

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How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

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You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

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Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

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what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

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Paper or plastic? Yes...

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Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. *BOOM* *waiting* "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

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A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

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What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

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You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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