- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar You have been reading so many anti jokes that you can actually anticipate the anti-joke punchline to this joke, because it is one of maybe 3 or 4.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

It's a penguin that breathes by its asshole. One day, he sits down, and he dies.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

How would a camel lick its own tongue It doesn't It actually gets karate chopped by Bob Sager.

Knock knock Who's there? Owl Owl who? Owl Johnson, your neighbor. Oh hi Owl, please come in.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

Why was the doctor unable to perform his surgery properly? Because he forgot his scalpel

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Yo mamas so fat she hates her life and the example she sets for her children.

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Knock Knock? Whos there? Ching Ching Who? No...Ching Smith you racist!

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle!

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