How old are you? 7

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A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

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Man: Hey honey! you look mighty fine today! Want to go play some lax? Woman: I'd love to! Thanks babe! Man: Just kidding you are a woman.

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Q. Why did the little girl drop her ice cream? A. She dropped it as she got into the van

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Neither have I, nobody knew him.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

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What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

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yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To distract everyone from the Mexican.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Its babies were being mauled by a cat.

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My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

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how many dicks can you fit into mia khalifa's ass

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Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

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How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly in her throat

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A man walks into a sofa. BANG

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Call me for a good time! 402-805-2412, I do anal!;) -Martini Wyant

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Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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