- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

A girl is talking with her boyfriend - God, you're selfish!!! - No, i sell meat.

Confucius says... He with whom neither slander that gradually soaks into the mind, nor statements that startle like a wound in the flesh, are successful may be called intelligent indeed.

Why are black people scared of chainsaws? Because the chainsaws go run nigga nigga run.

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

A Jew, an Irishman and a Russian walk into the bar and the bartender says, "Get the Hell out."

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

Yo mamma so black that u can't see her eyebrows

A banana walks into a bar many people leave considering bananas certainly don't walk. many people are wondering if they are dreaming

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

Knock knock. Who's there? Navy Seals. BOOM waiting "Yeah, he's dead." -Navy Seals

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

How do you blind an Asian man You stab him six times in each eye socket and drop cyan pepper in his eye wound.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

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