How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

Why didn't Cheryl's mother recognize her when she was wearing a blue shirt and jeans? Because Cheryl's mother has Alzheimer's.

yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

Two men walk into a bar, get drunk, and drive home. Unfortunately, they crash into a tree and are mortally wounded.

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

How do you survive the zombie apocolypse? You avoid dieing or being mutated in the living dead.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

whats brown and sticky? Doody

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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