knock knock... ...no answer

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i need a pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

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I need a sidecart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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Q: What did the little jewish boy get for his birthday in 1940? A: The holocaust.

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Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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What do you call a big house full of dead people? My family

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A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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A man penetrates another man.

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What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? What? I don't have a Corvette in my garage Wanna hear something gross? Sure. 1 at the bottom is still alive. Wanna hear something grosser? Yea. It's eating its way out

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What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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did you hear about the fly on the toilet? i heard he got pissed off!

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