- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Why did the washing machine laugh? Because it took the piss out of the knickers!!!!! :)

A white man, a black man, and a brown man are all in an elevator. The white man laughs "this is like the start to a racist joke or something." The other two men strangle him because he is white.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

I'm Polish.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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