- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

Why do people where saggy pants that don't fit? They can't afford too buy new

John has 37 candy bars and eats 36 of them? What does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A man said to his friend that he looks like his mom died. the other man started to cry due to the fact that it was acctually his dad

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

Their was three black men that walked into a bar. They then ordered three drinks and had sex... I lied about walking into a bar

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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