- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

The people who posted those extremely long "jokes" down there have no life.

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a dinosaur? Wet.

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