How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why shouldn't you tell a joke during an earthquake. Cause it is not the time nor the place to tell a joke

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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A blonde drank an entire fruit smoothie in one sitting. She got a brain freeze.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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