My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

What do you call a black man driving a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

They say that men are from Mars, and women are from Venus. If that is true, then who on Earth are we? [L]

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

What's black and white and red all over? A greyish red object.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

What happened to the pig? It got turned into bacon like every other pig.

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