What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

What's worse than leaving the maternity ward with the wrong child? Being a parent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

what is the difference between my girlfriend and my black pet bunny .... i raped my black pet bunny

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

Roses are red Violets are red I have Ebola

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Anti Joke

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