Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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OK, so there's this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She's cruising at about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes. To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper. The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process. Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road. The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it. The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal. Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, the cops were waiting. He was found guilty in court and forced to pay the blonde a settlement of $250, 000.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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what did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware river? Get in the boat.

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Black people in Camden NJ.

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What tastes worse than dog shit? White dog shit.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An obsession with what motivates a chicken.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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My name is Dave I like poems Microwave ummmmmmmmm (enter word that rhymes with poems)

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

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A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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Anti Joke

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