Why was 6 afraid of 7? When 6 was younger, he was made fun of by all the bigger numbers. Everyday after school he would go home and wonder why he was made fun of. Was it his looks? How tall he was? The pain and suffering never stopped. He thought of suicide every day he got home from school. One day his mom got home from work and found 6 bleeding in the shower. She thought he was dead. She hurried him to the hospital where he was barely kept alive. After months of recovery, he started going back to school. The bullying never stopped, they started calling him a loser who should have died. He got older and depressed as a teenager. He got ahold of alcohol and began drinking. He went to meetings and got over his addiction. 10 years later he meets up with 7. It takes him back to his horrible childhood with the big numbers. Every time 6 sees 7, he gets reminded of everything. 7 had also murdered someone in front of 6.

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Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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What do u when life gives u lemons? U put them in your iced tea.

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What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

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What do you call a exceptionally funny anti joke? Well, usually cruel and extremely vile.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Q: What did the clam say to the postman? Moral: "Hey its me the worlds only talking clam! How you doing dude!"

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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