- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

Why is a cat in the desert like Christmas? Because Egypt is a country of deserts, the Egyptians had cats and Jesus, Mary and Joseph escaped to Egypt in the Christmas story before Herod carried out his massacre in Bethlehem on baby boys of under two years old.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

Knock Knock Come in

wat did one chicken say to the other bock bock

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Who's a tool and a NARC? Josh Brami!

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

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