- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with a horse? A man

what's worse then the holocaust finding a worm in your apple.

You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Scream went into the bar. The bartender says," Why the long face?" "..." facepalm

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool then don't let her come up for air.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

Why can't Julius Caesar use a cell phone? Because he is dead.

I have read the terms and conditions

If I was in a room with hitler Osama bin laden and Justin bieber and a gun with 2 bullets. I would shoot Justin bieber twice

Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

An older man and a young boy are holding hands and walking into the woods together. The boy looks up and say, "gee, I'm scared, it's dark in there." the old man answers, "Yeah, just think how I feel....I have to walk out of here alone!"

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Your mom is so ugly- Wait, hold on. How are you born?

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

What's worse than seeing your grandfather dead on the floor? Seeing your grandmother standing over him with a knife

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