- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man lose the spelling bee? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

A man and a woman have drunk, unprotected sex, and 9 months later, they have a beautiful baby girl. What did they call her? An accident.

What happens when you turn the TV on? You watch it.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Whats so funny about the women bringing fast food home for her family? Nothing shes a single mother who does'nt have time to make food between her two jobs.

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

someone called someone else a frog

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

what kind of pizzas did the twin tower executives order on 9-11? two large "planes"

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

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