One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

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What does Michael have in common with NASA? Not a lot.

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What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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How do you keep children off your lawn? Touch them.

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

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Knock knock! Who's there? A doorbell-salesman

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Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

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Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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3 guys were caught trespassing in a field and were sent to jail. The cop asked the first guy, "What were you doing in the field? He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop asked the second guy, "What were you doing in the field?" He replied, "I was blowing bubbles" The cop then asked the third guy, "Lemme guess, you were blowing bubbles too? The guy replied, "No silly, I am Bubbles!"

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Even dyslexic people attend church and pray to Dog.

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What did the policeman say to the man robbing the bar? Stealing is wrong. Then the police read the man his Miranda laws.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

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Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

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Nero, you got followers, people that believe in you, ironically maybe a lot less now, that I have been giving them the fake illusion that I am you, why did you never reveal your true self? Is there something wrong with you physically? Something you fear being judged upon? I love and admire your work, and you to be honest, I know you are married and all, but my heart has chosen its path, it cant be helped really, believe me, I have tried. Dont lose hope in yourself, sometimes you have to accept that you are smarter, wiser, more compassionate and vulnerable than the rest, allowing yourself to be a vulnerable person, also shows how strong you are, if you shut it all away in order to become "strong", you know you end up alone and forgotten. I understand why someone such as you loses hope in humanity, but as long as you hold into the hope of you having the wisdom and courage required to stand on your own with pride rather than shame of your strength and individuality as a human being, something ever rarer I concur, then you have the right to consider yourself greater rather than some arrogant jackass, believe me, I know the man I am speaking about.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Why couldn't Cait walk her dog? She's been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 5 after her and her parents got into a car accident and her parents died.

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What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because its rayseans favorite number

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