What do you get when you put a woman in a room with 4 guys? She gets Gang Banged.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

Knock Knock Come in

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

Once upon a time a was born

Ring Ring Hello? Click

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

-Knock Knock - no one respond , they were brutally murdered by a drug addict.

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

Why did the boy throw his alarm clock out of the window? Because he was angry at the alarm going off

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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