What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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What do you get when you mix a refrigerator with a microwave? A refrigerated microwave.

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How do you make a twelve year old girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

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Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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antonio has a penis head.lol

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Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

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Why don't flowers bite you when you pick them? Cuz they don't have a brain.

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what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

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I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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A man walks into a bar. Three weeks later he gets a liver transplant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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