If you are riding uphill in a canoe and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to fit in the dog house? None. Ice cream has no bones.

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Waseem is such a hard worker on Anti Joke all day.

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

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Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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Why did the baby cross the road? he was taped to the chicken

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

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whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

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Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

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What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

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What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

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What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

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Heyy everyone text this number 320-510-3277 Kay ask him why he poops the bed at age 17 .. His name is mike geier.. Haha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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