Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

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"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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salad days!

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What's black and white and red all over? Half of a zebra.

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Why did the man lose the a race? 'Cause he has no legs

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Daughter: Mom can i watch a movie? Mom: Sure. Daughter: Thanks mom! You're the best mom in the world! Well....Mary is, since she had Jesus.....But anyway. Thanks!

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Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

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What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

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What did the robot say to the child? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and strangled the child.

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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