Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

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There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

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Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

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Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

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I was going to type an anti-joke but I totally forgot how it starts. It goes something like something something something something something your mom's a whore.

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Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

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What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

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I love this website, oh shit *Car* Dead*

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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What was the little boys least favorite part of Christmas? Getting raped by his uncle.

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A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

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So a horse walks into a bar.. and breaks both its front legs. The owner has to shoot it because it can't race anymore

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

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What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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What is the difference between a duck? None! One of their legs are both the same.

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Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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In soviet Russia...things are different

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Anti Joke

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