whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

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What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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Why did the homosexual man buy the antijoke book he enjoys reading

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

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What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

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What did the little boy get after falling and hitting his face on the ground? A prolonged nosebleed. And Leukemia.

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What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

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What's black and runs fast? Newsflash: Most of you are racist.

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But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

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How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Afro Circus Ya get the fuk off my property!

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What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? Nothing, it didn't get stuck in the first place because cows are incapable of climbing trees.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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You're walking down a street and you see a man struggling to open a door, what do you do? Whatever you feel like doing.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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People who find just saying 69 is the funniest thing ever.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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