- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yo Dawg I heard you like dogs... So I sent yo ass to prison and got an NFL contract

Knock knock. Who's there? Conscience. Conscience who? Oh, sorry about that Hitler, you wouldn't know who I am.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Everybody will die

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

Why did the retarded man fail his math test? He didn't study.

Whats the difference between a cow and a sheep a cow goes baa and a sheep goes moo

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

What do grass and deer have in common? They're both green I lied about the deer

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

What was the black kid carrying when he was running down your street? His television set

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Realist: Find something better to do than talk about a glass.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No neither has he.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue i suck at poems nice titz

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