Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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There were 2 strawberries sitting in a bathtub One strawberry said "Hey can you please pass the soap? The other strawberry replies "WHAT DO YOU THINK I AM A TYPEWRITER??"

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What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

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I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

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Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ****! Doctor- What is ****? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

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Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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I am quite mature.

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A midget goes up to a prostitute and asks "what’s the worst joke you ever heard?" She replies "probably this one

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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