- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the chicken cross the road? He saw his family getting murdered and tried to stop it but got hit in the process

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What do you call a black person doing labor for other people? A good friend.

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

Josh Groban, John Mayer, Ben Folds and Nick Cave are at an underground club that specialises in lithuanian folk music and siberian vodka. end of story

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What do you call a fat computer? Adele :)

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What happens when you mix breed a cat and a human?? .. you get arrested and get raped by your fellow prisoners DONT do it!

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

what did one tree say to the other spruce up actually nothing because trees can't talk

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A man and a six year old boy are walking along a path through the woods on a moonless night. "Gee mister, I'm scared!" says the boy. "You're scared?" says the man. "I have to walk back alone!"

Q. What happened to the girl who locked her keys in her car? A. I raped her.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

A man walks in to a bar. Ouch.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

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