Why was the boy in front of the adoption center sad? He lost his lolly-pop.

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one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Bob goes to the store and buys some food.

What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q. Why is Obama stupid? A. That's an opinion, therefore i cannot answer that.

What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

I don't always drink beer but when I do, I viciously beat my wife and children.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Your mama sucks so much dick, it's not funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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