whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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My children are mistakes

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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What happened to the black guy that rammed his ankle against the bed frame? Yelled profusely until it stopped hurting.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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What's the difference between getting hit by a car and being struck by lightning? Impossible to tell, they are 2 entirely different circumstances with limited certainties.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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Hey I just meet you. And this is crazy, but im a Zombie. And you looks tasty!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS

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how many Amish men does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but the likelihood of an Amish man needing to change a lightbulb is very slim.

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i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Bill Walters from across the street. How are we talking through a door?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender

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I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

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Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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