A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

Wanna hear a joke? Me too.

[Insert anti-joke here]

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

I have a friend named Dave, he lost his ID and now we call mim Dav

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the sheriff cross the road? Cuz I told him to.

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

Jo Brand no longer looks like a ball sack draped over a football.

antonio has a penis head.lol

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What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Tried to type an ascii of a penis, failed

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

What is worse than finding dead parents? Not finding them.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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