- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

What's worse than a worm in your apple That one time I rapped and killed your mom, oh and happy birthday prick

What day is it? Asked the man with a gun who dislikes music. Friday. Mostly because yesterday was thursday and tomorrow is Saturday. Sunday comes afterwards also. The man says "oh. I thought it was Tuesday."

Have you seen Stevie Wonders house? No Ok

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

what did one computer say to the other .........

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

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