What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

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what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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yo momma is so stupid, she probably in in the bottom 1% of her age group

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

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What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

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Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

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Your mother is so fat, we needs two fat jokes to adequatly make fun of her.

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Why was the black girl happy? She got a raise.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the fridge door and place the elephant inside. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge door, remove the elephant, and place the giraffe inside. There is a party at the zoo. All of the zoo animals attend, except one. Which one? The giraffe, because he is in the fridge.

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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What do you call a woman outside of the kitchen? Out of place.

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How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

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what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just shot up a plaground Now Im heading to an orphanage

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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Nero Octavios reporting, so far all of our sectors worldwide excluding Spain, Italy and Ground Zero are secure, Nero Augustus is severely wounded but will make it, and despite the our intel Necrissa Angelo is alive and well. We have one single worry though Nero7 the brunt force of the terror attack was large and powerful, yet resistance was incredibly light when we went for the counter-strike, too light, we might have to ready ourselves for some sort of reprisal here.

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Roses are red Im adopted

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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asians have slitted eyes lol

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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