- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a joke that isnt funny? This one.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey has a very weak cerrebellum.

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Why do asians get good grades? Because they study very hard and want to achieve success so they can provide for their families.

Why couldn't the gay man grow a beard? He shaved his face frequently.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the girl eat a sandwich? because she was thirsty

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

What has four wheels and flies? A flying car.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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