- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he has no arms.

Tim is a bald headed prick with an annoying voice and he looks like a clean shaven Walter White if he was on the same drugs that he was making and he looks like he smokes too much because the wrinkles on his forehead look like lips.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

whats pink, brown, and smells like a banana. monkey vomit?

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home.

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

You are like really sincere aren't you? I really appreciate that in a friend. Thank you for being who you are Nero.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

I like that, but why am I happy?

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

A dog walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer The barman replies : Woof Woof

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

A black man texts his wife to tell her that he is going to be late coming home from work.....Just kidding, pay phones cannot send text messages.

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

what's white and long and hairy? -Dean when hes on his period

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

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