- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Why are the black people in Africa dying? Because the poverty rate is high and they don't have enough money to by simple things like medicine and mosquito nets to prevent AIDS, Malaria, and other infectious diseases.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it!

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

roses are red voilets are red bushes are red trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE!!!!!!

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did the chicken cross the road?? So he could tell me to tell this joke to everybody and therefore prevent the universe from exploding

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