2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

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you know why they're called ear wigs, right? cause they go in your ears! then they wig out? no, they kill you.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

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Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

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Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

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10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

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Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

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Japan

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A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust? What's worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

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WNBA

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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You see the love of your life. You can't say anything. She walks toward you. You can't move. She sits on you. You can't do anything. She starts crapping on you. You realize your a toilet. -Adam Chebali

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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