Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

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Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

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A black man, an asian man, and a gay man walk into a bar. What do they do? They mourn the loss of their dead friend.

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How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

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I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

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Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

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Why did the math student refuse to do his geometry homework? Straight lines do not exist, so there is no real world application to any geometric shape.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? I do not know because it depends on the woodchuck; however, if some statistical evidence is gathered on the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck you most likely would get a close answer, considering that the statistical research was not flawed.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

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Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why shouldn't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because you would get charged with vehicular manslaughter and have the NAACP all up in your ass.

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What does Jason say when he rages on cod ? I hope your family gets slaughtered in front of him ..

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Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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