A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

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An English Grammar Expert writes a very intelligent essay.

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What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

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Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

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1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

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I have a dig bick You that read wrong You read that wrong too You read that again to make sure I'm not fucking with you

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

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a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Jim Jim who? Oops, wrong house.

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Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the blonde cross the road? To get to the Public University where she worked as a Ph.D associate professor of linguistics.

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Why are you on this sight? You're procrastinating. I am too

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KKK: Hey i was just comming over here to invite you to a church gathering me and my buddies are having later on tonight, and afterwards we are going to have a big bon-fire to fire up our spirits. Black guy: OK sounds great. White people sure are nice now-a-days.

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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What is the science of classifying living things? Racism...

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

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Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Cheese on toes

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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