What do you say if you see a black man with blood on his hands and he has a mask on? Thank you doctor for saving my sons life!

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

Why did the sloth swing from the tree? It hung itself.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did the woman say to the dog? Stop shitting on my carpet your dickhole

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

Do not lose hope, you have always considered me hard to get, while this time, I came to you. Next time too, I kinda owe you.

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

Joker: say knock knock. Person: knock knock Joker: Who's there?

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

what goes in hard and comes out soft? bubblegum, what were you thinking?

What do you call a fat cat? Nothing if you are a good person

yo mama is so fat she has to wear large sized clothing

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

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