- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Girl: What is your phone number? Guy: 1-800-Choke-Dat-Ho

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Why does austin bell like it up the butt? Cause he's a cat a kitty cat meow meow meow and meow meow meow

people say i have big feet but you know what the say about people with big feet? :) big socks. sl

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

Why did Elmo get depressed? All his friends sacrifised themselves to satan

I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? -Gave her a timeout

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Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: *dies*. Mother: Ha, lol!