Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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A baby seal walks into a club. He immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

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Two baby seals walk into a club.

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what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

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Q:how do you save a black guy from drowning A: you shoot him

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You idiot.

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steven hawking walks into a bar

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Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

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How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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Q: What did the hooker say to the priest? A: That was a wonderful sermon. I look forward to next Sunday's church service.

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What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

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Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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