- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

"I see London; I see France..." "Wow. You must have exceptional eyesight."

" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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