Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Your're racist.

How do you make a nerd cry? Give him a 99% on a test.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

How do you get Suzy to get off the swing? Ask her to move.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

what happened to the chicken who crossed the road he didn't realize that the light was green

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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