- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

Knock Knock. Who`s there? Hadooouuuuuuu! Hadou who? KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN! PERFECT!!! Perfect Bonus: 38493483948394839483984 Skill 0000000 Your life 0 Bonus 9001

why did you poop because you are a poop

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

I am a mime

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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