Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

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CJTheBEST Sticks and stones, May break my bones, Because i have osteoperosis

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What's the sound of one hand clapping? The same as two hands; just not as loud.

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Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "why the long face?" The horse replies "my whole family was killed in 911... And I used the money I got from life insurance to get plastic surgery to always have a smile on my face. My doctor botched the surgery, so now my face is elongated. Even for a horse, of course."

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You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did we invade Afghanistan? Because we hate arabs.

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Knock knock Fuck off!

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What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

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"Knock Knock" "Who's There" "The Police" "The Police Who" "Ma'am your son just died in a car accident"

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Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

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Two muffins were sitting in an oven. One says "Holy cow it's hot in here!" The other one says "Wow, I'm a muffin and I can TALK!"

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Why did Sally cry at the wedding? somebody shot her future husband.

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what do you call a black person who flies a plane? a pilot, you racist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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