- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

Pain Olympics.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

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What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Why is the bowler right handed? He has no left hand.

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