what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

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What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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Who looks like Bill Cosby, Smells like Bill Cosby, But isn't Bill Cosby? An imposter who should be sent to jail.

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Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

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What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

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What's small and doesn't turn girls on? A bottlecap.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

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