- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the archangel Michael say to Jesus? "Hello, Jesus."

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

Whats green and has white spots? Idk im asking you

TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

Pain Olympics.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

Roses are nice, violets are fine, ill be the 6, if you be the 9!

Whats the difference of how a hot blonde and an ugly red head got in to the same collage with a sex addicted dean? Nothing they were both very smart inteligent women with respectables GPA

What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? A holocaust in which all the Jews are raped by giant scorpions, and then killed.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

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