a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

John lazzaro likes dick

why did the irishman need plastic surgery? because after the bear attack where there used to be a face there is now a gap

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

What did the cat say to the other cat? Woof.

What do you call a black man? A normal human being

Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

roses are red violets are blue i have dementia its not funny

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

Finn: Jake, why can your body do all of those magical things? Jake: What do you mean? Finn: Oh never mind. And they both proceeded to enjoy a delicious breakfast.

My heart is in my hands. Call an ambulance.

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

One spooky halloween night, three lonely outcasts walk down a dark street, no longer begging for candy. A cold wind blows through the night air and something rustles in a nearby bush one kid walks over to the bush and picks up his dog "OH THERE YOU ARE, BUDDY!"

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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