Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I can't hear you. I have carrots in my ears.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do you call a fish with no gills? Dead

thumb_up thumb_down -20

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Jovan

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

thumb_up thumb_down -20

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

thumb_up thumb_down -20

How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

thumb_up thumb_down -20

ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops