Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

whats white jizz

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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