- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

I have cancer. And you're next.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

My spelling is horrible

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

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