A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

How did the dog die? He was put down.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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