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What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Why did the man punch the women? I don't know, but he served jailtime

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When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Q:How do you sleep with Paris Hilton? A:You don't. she got herpes.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

A man came home and witnessed his wife having an affair with another man. The husband and wife got into a huge argument and eventually got divorced

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

why did your mum die young because she had canser

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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