- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

What's worse...a thousand dead babies in one joke...or one dead baby in a thousand jokes?

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, monkey do. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Dylan Hodge's mother touches her own butthole at night. Joshua Brown's sister rubs Josh's earlobes passionately. Brock is a fag. Jacob is Awesome. Daniel THINKS he's awesome. Jamie kills everyone. Apart from Jacob.

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Balls

A man walks into himself. He is revealed.

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