- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

Carlos was on the computer writing anti-jokes. They all scuked.

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

A priest and a rabbi attempt to take a whale to a bar. But due to the enormous size and the need for water, the whale couldnt come.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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