- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

I used to think skyrim jokes were funny. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

What did the black kid down the road get for Christmas? Your Bike.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

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