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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

A. Knock Knock B. ... A. Knock Knock B. ... A. DING DONG B. Who's there? A. Me, I tried knocking first but you musn't have heard me, so I rang the doorbell.

what do you get when you have an albino black man, a lesbian middle eastern siamese twin of the female gender, a polygamist indian and a jewish native american? A very cultured and diversified posse of hostages. Take your pick.

why did the Mexican take $20, because he found it on the ground

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why didn't Tyron run from the police? He had no legs.

Whats worse than getting raped by a cow? Getting raped by two cows.

What's three times More dangerous than a war? Three wars

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Your're racist.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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