- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

What did Facebook say to Twitter, and twitter to blogg ant blogg to youtube? nothing. They cant talk..

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

i have no friends actually now i fell bad ... anybody spare money for the bus ahhhhhhh kill me now

rock crushes scissors, scissors are useless. scissors cut paper, little stips of paper are usless. paper covers rock, structure of rock remains intact.

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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