- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Q: Why was the little girl not allowed to watch the pirate film? A: Due to the violent scenes and coarse language, her parents decided it was inappropriate.

Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

what do chinese kids make for fathers day? shoes

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worse than finding two worms in your apple? Being raped with a cheese grater.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

my egg roll

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

Why was the Africanan boy hungry? Because food is hard to come by in Africa.

It's raining, its pouring, the old man is snoring. He bumps his head, and is quickly rushed to the ER for serious head trauma

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

Roses are red Violets are? blue Lets eat poo I know you want to

Why did the policeman who's third wife just lost 20 pounds go to sleep? He was tired.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Fact: 100% of people who drink alcohol will die.

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