what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Four blonds are driving to Disney World when they come across a sign that says Disney World left, so they proceed to make a left at the next stop and have a wonderful time in what many people consider the most wonderful place in the world.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. When they both begin to pee, the white man looks over at the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels slightly depressed over his closet homosexuality. Both men leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself asleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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3 guys get stuck in a island and find indians and the indians say the three guys have to stick 10 of the same fruits up there or they die. The first guy came back with oranges but stops at 3 then gets killed. the second had grapes and stop at 2 and gets killed. But in heaven the first guy ask why did you stop at 2 there grapes. the second guy said he saw the third with a pineapple.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

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Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How did the black person die? Of old age

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

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What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

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How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

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I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

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Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

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