- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So I was banging this French chick the other day and I couldn't understand what she was saying Turns out I raped her.

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? Pants.

A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

knock knock who's there? john john who? john opens his mouth only to be gunned down by a terrorist attack

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

It's funny that Melo and Garnett are going to be on the same Allstar team

Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

What is blue and roles about on the floor A baby playing with a plastic sack

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

You go to the Anti Joke website, what do you find under the "newest" section? Black jokes.

a blind man walks down the street and trips on an unsuspecting curb he scraped his knee

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