- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A guy walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The guy didn't respond because he was deaf.

Q: If you're driving down the street in your canoe and the wheels fall of, how many pancakes does it take to shingle your dog's garage? A: 27, because bananas have no bones.

Your're racist.

What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

Why did the man go to the hospital Because he was hurt

Your mumma is so fat, she has diabetes.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

i want to watch t.v, how do u turn it on? idk, do u know how? idk either, i cant see or hear then y do u want to watch t.v wuts a tv?

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

I asked the librarian where to find a specific book. She told me where it was.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Your momma has such a bad pancreas that it releases insulin into her bloodstream all the time. NOT just in response to glucose.

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

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