- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One morning a guilty man reluctantly told his wife he was having an affair. After a long awkward silence they were then abducted by aliens.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

how did helen keller's parents punish her? stuck a plunger in the toilet

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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