- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's blue? The sky.

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

Two men walk into a bar and begin ordering drinks. Both men engage in polite conversation with each other. At the end of the night they each take taxi's home because they realize the potential risk they pose to others if they drive intoxicated.

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

why are there so many peadofiles in the world? sexy kids.

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

Yo mamma's so fat she attracts other matter with a force proportional to the product of their masses divided by the square of the distance.

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table has legs.

Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

Q: What's worse than getting jury duty? A: Getting herpies from a rabbit

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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