Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To suck my dick

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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