Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What did man who had diarrhea say to the other man? "I have to go to the toilet."

Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

How did the black person die? Of old age

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Dolly Parton's bobbs are so fake that they both have silicone in them.

Roses are red, Violets are red, I have a dead body, What do I do.

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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