Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

I'm rick james bitch

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

your know what grinds my gears? when I throw my car into park while going 90 on the highway.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

quinn knows four other quinns but he ruined my life so he tells me to stop because im ruining this website but i disagree and now he is trying to tell me a joke and im not listening he is still trying but i don't care because i hate him,

Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

asians have slitted eyes lol

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

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