- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican has elbows.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

There once was a man from Nantucket, Who had an average-sized penis he only used during monogamous sex with his spouse.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

Your're racist.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What's black and sits at the top of the stair case? Stephen hawking in a house fire.......

i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

How do you get Jake snow to shut up? Say shut up

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

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