What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

I have cancer. And you're next.

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Why did the slut suck a dick? Because she's a slut.

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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