Whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom. Whats worse than a pile of dead babies with one alive at the bottom? It having to eat its way out. Whats worse than it having to eat its way out? It comes back for seconds.

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What is worst than a black guy hanging on a tree. A burnt black guy hanging on a tree

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What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

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How do you get a blonde's number? You ask her, but she probably won't give it to a loser like you.

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What did the black guy say to the drug dealer? "You should probably stop dealing drugs to people because it is illegal and you could be sent to prison for doing so."

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Me: Wanna play a game of red light and as I get closer to you, you get to call red light?? girl: Yea! okay, go! girl: green light!! Me: Sorry, firetrucks don't stop for red lights

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Daisies are red, OH SHIT! MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!!!

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

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"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

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What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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What's long,black and wrapped in something yellow ?? A twix

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What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

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Why was the asian boy abused? He got an B in math

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Jamie stegman liked doodle alot. Yummy he thought to himself as it entered his mouth.

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Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

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#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

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Caroline Kelly...Tight Butthole

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