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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Whats the difference between right and left? I stabbed your mom with my left hand.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

Q: What did the 6 year old cancer patient say he wanted to be when he was older? A: Doesn't matter he died

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

A jumper cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I'll serve You, but don't start anything."

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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