What do you get when you breed a dog and a cat together? A call from the RSPCA.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

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What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

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Two attractive women were getting ready to visit the gym. On the way there, they stopped at a local sports store to purchase some new shorts, and they got it at a good discount price

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse's mother had terminal cancer

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name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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How many Polacks does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to change the lightbulb, one to hold the ladder.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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what is bad about being a black jew? you have to sit in the back of the oven

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What should you say when someone says a bad joke? I'm sorry, your joke cannot be completed as dialed. Please hang up and don't try again.

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There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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RUN

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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