- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What do a blonde and a door knob have in common? Everybody gets a turn

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What's the time when black men take over? Poor past never.

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

A gay man,a black woman,a seven year old child,a liberal,an atheist and an asian walk into a building. A hijacked plane flies into the tower they were in and kills them all on a cold September morning.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

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