I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

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How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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A man jumped off a 30 story building. What did he learn? Nothing. He died instatly when he hit the ground.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt says thanks.

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Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

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A man told his daughter not to give his dog coffee. His daughter turned and told him that she was his nurse and his alzheimers is getting worse.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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poop

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

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Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

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The only positive thing in my life, is the HIV test! Lymmel

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What did the blind deaf kid get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A man runs into a bar and yells "Ow!!" He is hospitalized due to severe trauma to the head and spine.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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