What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

You!!!!!! Cause your whole existence is just one big joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

penis. nuff said.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

I saw GESUS and SHE's BLACK

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Hello.

How many electricians does it take to fix a light bulb? One

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

Q.Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? A.One is a human and the other is an inanimate object used to give people a rest.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What is a white supremacist's favorite color? It varies depending on the individual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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