- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: What would you think if a homeless person asked, "Spare change for drugs and cigarettes?" A: At least he was being honest.

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

EVERYBODY has a penis!!! Everybody!!!!

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What did the hose say to the sprinkler? I'm gonna squirt you.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

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