I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Why are babies like shake weights? Cause If you shake them long enough, they both end up being inanimate objects.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer

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Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

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A man walks into a bar and says ouch.

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Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you. I slipped you a roofie, get ready for me.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the world, He broke his foot because every human being that kicks such a solid structure would break their foot.

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A man walks into the bar. It was typical day and nothing interesting happened.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

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A priest and a rabbi walks into a bar. The bartender looks at them and says "is this some kind of joke?".

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why does clive keep getting crunk? because no girl satisfies him as much as geros

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can you touch your toes? no

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How do you beat Princess Diana in a car race? Challenge Princess Diana to a car race.

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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whats sad about 4 black guy drivein off a cliff in a cadalic a wast of good cadalic

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What goes up and down but never physically moves? My grade.

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What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

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Just so you are warned here folks, some of the jokes down here are really nasty, like you know... Antijokes... But luckily you got my family friendly stories about sex, incest, panties, grenades, dripping Meows, yeah... Regular family show stuff... IT HAPPENS TO US ALL! Right? Please tell me right? Riiight? Right? Yes? Phew, okay, for a moment I actually thought you where gonna tell me I was normal...

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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