How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

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why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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Who is the most famous black person? Michael Jackson, except he's not black.

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- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

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Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

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Whats green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Why did the kids put pirahnas in Mr. Hermann's fish tank? So they could eat him.

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was in a cage being carried by a farmer.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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A Muslim walks into a bar. No-one survived the blast.

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What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Why are Jewish men circumcised? Because it is the norm with that particular religious group to circumcise male infants shortly after birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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