They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

A black man walks out of a police station

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Yolo is for losers, I have 9 lives...meow

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Getting shot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Brother: Where is my Guitar? Me: To the Left to The left Brother : No its not Me: Everything you own in the box to the to the left Brother : Im telling Mom Me: In the Closet Thats my stuff and if i bought please don't touch Brother: *Opens Closet* This is all Mine! Me: *Takes off headphones*? Huh? Brother: Nevermind - _ -

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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