- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

What is better than a 50-inch wide plasma flat screen TV? A 51-inch wide plasma flat screen TV.

i have a story to tell u!!! oh s*** i forgot!

person 1: don't look person 2:Why person 1:because my shirt not on and my boobs are jiggiling

Yo momma so ugly, except she's not. She's looking beautiful today.

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

I gotta friend named Michael Nugyen and he dishonored his family. Did I mention he was asian ( he live in tampa fl )

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