- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A circus clown climbs to the top of a five-storey ladder and dives into a foot-deep pool of water below. His neck is broken on impact. RIP Chuckles.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Q. Why did the blonde die drinking milk? A. she was shot in the head by a 22.

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

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Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

If there's something strange in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? The Police.

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

Ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

a dyslexic boy prays to dog.

Math Problem: John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whet doesn't kill you, probably will next time.

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

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