Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

ever tried african food? they neither

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

How do you know when an elephant is in your refrigerator Theres printson the cheese cakes

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

what would you get if you combined a sixth grader with a machine gun? A homophobe

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

roses are red violets are blue im not good at poems so fuck you too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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