- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

What's the difference between a hipster and a steaming pile of shit? Many things.

100% of the people who go to school die. What about the people who don't go to school? They die too.

What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

What do you call a black man at KFC? A customer.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern p.o.r.n-o collections.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

How did the deaf girl die? I beeped but she didnt hear me

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

A Johnson walks into a hole. Why am I in this hole? Because rape is not an option.

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Yo momma so fat, when she runs she makes the cd played skip, at the radio station!!!

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