What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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Have you ever had Ugandan food? Neither have they.

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Whats white and sticky? Glue.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What is worse than getting shot in the leg? Getting shot in the head.

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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Why couldn't the black man be an astronaut? He was not qualified for the Job

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? Phil, because that's his name.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

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Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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A dancer walks into a barre

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

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Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

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Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

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What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

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Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

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what did the cat say to the potato? meow

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what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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