- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How did the corpse cross the road? They can't cross the road they're dead.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

WHATS BROWN AND SMELLS LIKE CRAP!?!?!?!?!?!?!? crap

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

One time I said to my friend, "There are too many black people in this country." I forgot he was black.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I am a dog.

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

dont be races! be like mario he is a italian plumer , he works for a white princess , catches coins like a jewish guy and he jumps like a black guy.

why did you poop because you are a poop

how many dead babies can you fit into a bath tub i dont know i didnt get the chance to fill it up yet

What's clear and looks like water? Water.

Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

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