One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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A kid walks into a ctholic school and asks about the therory of evolution.

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Q: What do you do when the light burns out A: Just replace it with a bulb from a less used room

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how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

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Just the other day there was a house, and unforunatly Bob was a burn victim, the doctors said that he would have had a slow and excruciatingly painful death... Luckily he was already dead!

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

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How do you get into USA from mexico? Climb a fence

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

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A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

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What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

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What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

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Why couldn't the little boy tie his shoes? He had no arms

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How do u say hi to a black person JUST SAY HI RACIST

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

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Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

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Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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