Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why are all black people fast? They aren't its a stereotype.

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

A black man walks out of a police station

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

How do you make Jacob cry? Take away his xbox

Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

Where do you find a ocean with no water. on a map. thumbs up for great jokes. please

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

-How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? -Probably a decent amount.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What do you give a gay guy on his birthday? a invition to strait camp

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

They usually say "fuck" the police! But no one wants to fuck the police...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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