- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but I don't know how they got in there.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Haikus are simple but sometimes they don't make sense refrigerator.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

One Direction has 12 letters. So does gayyyyyyyyyy. Coincidence? I think not.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Q: What's worse than having a terrorist throw a fridge at you? A: World War 5

Are you kidding? If you can slow down time when stressed, then that means that your perception of time is, well... Oh relative, but still wow! What about now though? Can you do it? And for curiosity`s sake, what if you jumped off a roof? Would the stress make it all really slow?

A mexican, an Aisian, and a black guy are fighting in a dumpster. Who wins? The Mexican, why? Home court advantage!

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

Brain fart

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

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