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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Q: Why were minorities denied access to the bathroom? A: It was for employees only.

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's worse then finding 10 babies in 1 trashcan? Finding 1 baby in 10 trashcans.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

What do you call a Jew in the oven? The oven repair man

Why did the cop pull over a black guy? The man was breaking the law by going 82 mph in a 70 mph zone, which resulted in a 100 doller fine. Oh and the cop was a racist.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

i am an arrow and i did not hit your knee!f

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

Q: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A: None. Woodchucks do not have opposable thumbs and cannot grasp or throw anything, so the point is moot unless they evolve thumbs for the sole purpose of chucking wood.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

If you call a quiz a quizzicle, what do you call a test? A set of questions or problems used as a means of evaluating the abilities, aptitudes, skills, or performance of an individual or group.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

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