Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

A dancer walks into a barre

jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

Why are the deserts so dry? Obama

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

How come Susie fell off of the swing? -because I hit her with an axe Coolhsoj

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman asks "Why the long face?" The horse takes offense and replies "I was born like this."

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Red." "Red who?" "Red any good books lately?" Suddenly, the séance lost credibility.

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

Why are Indians so bad at football? Curry

why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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