Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He was perfectly happy where he was.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

Hello.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

Do you want to hear some bad news? My wife just died Do you want to hear some good news? I'm single

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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