- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? They're both purple expect the rabbit

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

why did the girl die. because she was bullied and abused everyday by her family and friends. she was homeless and was forced to drop a bomb on her own forest. there fore she stabbed herself.

why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

What's worse than a monkey attack. Nothing monkey attacks absolutely blow.

Whats brown and smells bad poo

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

I am a mime

Want to know a joke? There is no joke.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus. Why did the bus crash? It hit a boy eating an ice cream cone.

Did you hear about the blonde that crashed her car? No. Is she okay?

Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

What do you do if you walk in on your wife atempting to hang herself in the living room? Ask her to leave the living room, as it would be ironic.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

The Lord said to John: "Go forth and receive eternal life" But John went fifth... So he won a toaster

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

One day Jesus said to John, " come forth and recieve everlasting life." Sadly John came in fifth and won a toaster.

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