- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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people who spank you sure are a pain in the ass.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What is better than one trillion dollars? One trillion and one dollars... duh.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

a man walks into a bar. it was a metal bar. his balls hurt.

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

How can you ruin someone's day? Tell them their mother has cancer. No really, I found out my mom has cancer a week ago.

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What's worse than breaking a leg? Breaking two legs.

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

How did the person die? He got hit by a car.

Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

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Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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