- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A: Who keeps knocking on the wall? B: My neighbors have sex a lot. A: We should knock back.

Why is wood brown Because wood is brown

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why did the little girl cry? She lives in Haiti.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

What do you call cheese that is not yours? It depends on the type of cheese.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

mom and dad went into the bedroom after a long day at work the fell asleep

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

You are so ugly that for Halloween you had to trick or treat by phone.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're dead.

If life throws you lemons, get under some shelter so you don't get pelted by flying fruit and worry about making lemonade later.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

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