- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

Q. How can you tell if a snake bites? A. It depends on if he walks to school or carries his lunch.

I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

God hates fags, no...god i'snt real

Whats funnier than a black man? A black president

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

What is the difference between a group of magicians and a cheerleading squad? One has a cunning array of stunts.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

Two muffins are in the oven, one muffin says "Gosh it's hot in here!", the other muffin says "HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!".

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