- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? dinner

How do you make a hobo cry? You steal his trash.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why did Billy fall off his bike? He tried to kill himself.

whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's worse than a dead baby? What a sick question. Most would argue that nothing is worse than the death of an infant.

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

So a dog walks into a bar.. well thats not true as most bars do not allow dogs.. oh..sorry.

What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

If it looks like grass, smells like grass, and tastes like grass... Then you were honestly misled when ordering that salad.

Why did dave not hug his wife? becuase he said she looked horrifying from the war in iraq.

What is worse than being eaten alive by a shark? Being force fed live goat intestines while Kevin Spacey rapes your father.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

Why did the cat cross the street? It didn't. I cut off its arms and legs so it couldn't walk.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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