- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Brain fart

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

roses are red violets are blue I suck at poetry time for lunch :D

what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What do you call it when the Doctor goes back in time to meet himself? A pair o' Docs. What do you call it when Shaquille O'Neil goes back in time to meet himself? Shaquille O'Neil can't go back in time.

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother. Please open the door. Your mother who? You were adopted.

WHATS A GREAT RAVE TUNE KANE !!!!! TUCKER !!!!!!!! DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

whats black and strange a paki

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

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