Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

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A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

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Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? So nobody finds he's been fucking hens.

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What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? A pizza is an Italian food and a jew is a human that practices the Jewish faith

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

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What happened to the homeless man at midnight? He took a shit on the ground

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

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Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

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What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

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Q. What goes 100 mph and is green? A. A frog in a blender

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How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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