This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

Q: why did Suzie drop her ice cream? A: because she got hit by a bus.. Q:knock knock who's there? A: not Suzie

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

What do you get when you cross a badger and a paper bag? The badger is cross of course but the bag is inanimate and can't be angered.

hey guess what? what ur gay! how did you know ive been in the closet for 5 years!?

How do you kill a black man wearing a bullet proof turbin? Shoot him anywere other then his turbin.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

knock knock who's there? Ah Maj. Ah Maj who? (say it outloud)

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I actually take my shoes off when I jump on the trampoline.

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

Two black guys walk into a bar the bartender says get out

Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

Knock Knock. Who's There? Look through your peephole, you lazy bastard.

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

What's worse than a dead baby inside a microwave? A microwave inside a dead baby.

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

why did the hobo want cancer so badly? he really needed a haircut

Why did Romney loose the election? Because Obama had more votes

Killing your friend as a joke.

Have u seen Ray Charles' piano "no" neither did he

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What has straight black lines and is square? A refferee.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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