- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A German and an American walk into a bar. George W. Bush got hurt, but Albert Einstein didn't.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Andoni was here

what's body surfing? sounds dumb.

Robin Williams walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? To which Robin Williams replies, "Because I'm going to kill myself."

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why is Blake dumb? He was in algebra one as a freshman. And his nickname is angry Blake

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

se* is like math add the couple minus the clothes add the cream and just hope they dont multiply

I had vodka + water and got drunk. had rum + water and got drunk. had gin and water and still got drunk. I've learnt my lesson. NO MORE WATER FOR ME

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Why couldn't billy hear his mom on the phone? Because Billy is deaf.

My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

What do you do when life gives you Oranges? You make lemonade and life wonders how you did it

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

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