- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. Imams do not drink alcohol so this joke has a logical flaw.

What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Robin, get in the car!

Wow, that is one of the things I would think I would react all bad to, but that`s, a strangely attractive quality in you.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

What is better than life? Nothing.

A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god."

How do you knock a cat out of a tree? If that doesn't work, use a lethal BB gun

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding Barney the purple dildo!

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Why is this joke funny It isn't

What's hanging by a rope from the tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

how do jews pay for a $1200 Tv. they play $1000.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

Q: Why Cant The T-Rex Clap? A: No, Its Not Because His arms are to short, Its because he's Dead You Idiot...

what comes in a can ? Beans Where do beans come from ? Cans

who's a knob,a liar, and systematically ruining a once well-run family football club by employing crooks , buying footballers who are well-passed there sell-out date and getting the team relegated ? steve kean not laughing ? nor are 23 ,000 others

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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