If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

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why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms why did suzie get hit by a bus? she was blind knock knock whos there? not suzie.

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

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My grandmother just called to tell me she was dying................. to have sex with me.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers and the middles for you

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What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

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What ryhmes with turtle? räpe

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So I have an idea that will solve both world population and hunger problems! I call it the Omni-Abortion law. The idea is that all babies must be aborted and then eaten. Progressive, right?

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"Would you like to see our stool samples?" asked the salesman. 10 minutes later, I left with 3 new bar stools.

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

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can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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A brunette, redhead, and a blond were on a road trip when their car broke down in the middle of a desert. The red-head offered to walk down the road to get help, for none of them knew how to repair the car. She walked down the road in the direction they were headed, but never came back. The redhead and blond died several days later in the shade of the car as a result of extensive heat exhaustion.

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

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Roses are red Violets are blue Why do the following sentences never have anything to do with the roses and violets?

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Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

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what is black and green and rainy all over? the democratic republic of congo

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drugs.

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whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

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Knock knock Who's there? To To whom? No, its To Who now, since I married

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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Why did Tim fall out of the window? Well... he didn't exactly fall... I pushed him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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