- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

What do you call a calculator without a brain? A calculator.

why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

What did the caterpillar say to the robot? Nothing. Caterpillars do not have vocal chords and there are not, as yet, any truly portable robots capable of comprehending speech so to speak to one would be pointless.

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Why was Billy no mates? He had no friends.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

why dont black people celebrate thanksgiving? kfc is closed on holidays

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

what do you get when you cross a bulldog with a shitshu? a puppy.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Your mum's so fat that she's incredibly lucky she has a loving and supportive husband who values her personality over her appearance.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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