- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs? They're all dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because grass don't eat meat.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

I've always hated people saying "last one there is a rotten egg" because don't you want to be a rotten egg so you don't get eaten?

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

hey girl, My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night

What did little boy with no arms and no legs get for chrismas: a bike

Q - What is worse than a nerdy joke on anti-jokes with a lot of big words in it? A - Although I get scared when i see big words, the page long jokes are probably worse

What do you call a black hitch hiker: stranded

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Boy: Mother, I'm dying! Mother: Ha, lol, I put poison in your cheese! Boy: MOTHER! Boy: dies. Mother: Ha, lol!

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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