- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy put on his socks? So he wouldn't get blisters.

Sally has no arms. A: Knock kock? B: Whose there? Not Sally.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Well Here Goes Nothing And nothing happened

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

What happens when you put four drunk clowns and eight sober clowns inside of a clown car? Nothing, because the clowns realized that it's dangerous to operate a vehicle while under the influence of alcohol and decides to call a taxi instead.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Names.

whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a black guy with a white guy name? Bradley

What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

What stinks of shit and has money. Smelly Mc Dee I lied about the money.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

What did the elephant say to the pelican? He didn't say anything. I lied.

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