- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walks into a bar.

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

what is the meaning of life? i dont know, but im fairly sure its not 42

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree, because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree, becuase it was dead. why did the third monkey fall out of the tree, because he thought it was a game!

How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Knock Knock Whos there? The Police, your mother just died of bowel cancer.

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What african eat for christmas Sand.

Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What is up, the color blue and has a face? the sky. there is no face.

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

Roses are red, Violets are rare because of the irreversible damage to our ecosystem in recent years.

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